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Travelogue Madagascar: Nosy Be

NOSY BE

09-16 June 2026
Madagascar had long-since been on our list, remaining elusive thanks to the absence of cruise options that I’d imagined would make for quite an adventure circumnavigating the world’s 7th largest island. Chris broke the stalemate by booking us a week in Nosy Be for a little treat midway between our 50th birthdays – and a great reason to escape the middle of winter in Joburg. With only a 3.5 hour flight standing between us and paradise, we left the cold front behind us.
Landing in a charming rural airport, we were greeted by the guide from our prearranged transfer. Jessica was a delight. Although she spoke very good English, she humoured us with slow French as we navigated each step of the arrivals process, so we could put to practice all we had been learning on the Duolingo app. We didn’t have much time though since jump-the-queue was all part of the service and we slipped through the admin like a hot knife through butter. We were ushered into a luxury van, welcome complete with cool face-towels and ice-cold water to combat the mere minutes of humidity we had endured between exiting the airport and stepping into the waiting vehicle. Jessica explained that we were about 30 minutes from the hotel, depending on traffic.
‘Traffic’ was not what we were used to. Leaving the airport, we took (what we learned later was) the ring road that ran along the coast around the island. Although only a single lane in either direction, the tarmac was pristine and cars, vans, tuk-tuks, motorbikes and Zebu (ox) carts seemed at liberty to use whichever part of the road was free, irrespective of the direction they were going. A functional system by the looks of things, as we swove and veered through a few little towns with their tuckshop market stalls and humble homes lining the roads.
With the short flight and only losing an hour in time difference, we made it to the Royal Beach hotel mid-afternoon and were welcomed and inducted in good time to change into our swimmers and grab a lounger on the private beach in front of our resort. What a blessing to lie back in the last of the Tuesday sunshine and watch the sun slowly set over the sparkling sea!
Chris had booked us the full-board package as a no-mess-no-fuss option, so we further counted our blessings over sundowners in the open-air cocktail lounge before heading up to the buffet restaurant for a multi-course dinner of all sorts of delicious things.

WEDNESDAY 

We had agreed that our first day would be dedicated to doing nothing, except book our excursions. There were some obvious choices like visiting neighbouring islands and seeing the lemurs which were now a household name, thanks to the memorable King Julian in the animated blockbuster classic movie,
Madagascar. Other plans proved to be a little more of a challenge, like organising a scuba dive outing and a hike up the volcano that Chris had read about in many travel reviews about must-do things in Madagascar but weren’t on the hotel’s excursion list. The travel desk did give us a QR code to contact a local dive company for details over WhatsApp.
We weren’t going to overthink it. With Thursday and Saturday excursions accounted for, we would figure the rest out later, in between back-to-back buffet meals and with hours and hours of lounger time to mull it over (or not). We idled, we swam, we observed a beach volleyball game, we smiled as the resort’s entertainment team engaged the local kids in a choreographed dance to a catchy song with a chorus that said “Royal Beach. Ca va?”… then we swam some more, we lunched, we sat, took a dip in the sea. It was great.
In the afternoon we took a stroll along the beach and happened upon a dive shop, Blue Wave Dives. We got all the info for the Friday dive we were after, with no context of the value of the ‘2 dives for 2 persons for €230’ on offer. No need to commit though because e-commerce was thriving on this little island and everywhere seemed to have a QR code and everything seemed to be negotiable on WhatsApp. So we hustled along, saying we would be in touch over text if needed.
Returning to our resort, we did a tour of the facilities – and there were plenty. Too hot to play tennis or volleyball, sauna or jacuzzi, we settled on 30 minutes in the airconditioned gym to move lunch and make space for another buffet dinner. It was quite refreshing to shift the cobwebs of a lazy day, with enough time to still have a leisurely sit-swim-sit session afterwards. We realised that “Royal Beach. Ca va?” was played a few times a day, to mark the start of various activities. The song would be played over the sound system that served the beachfront and all the animation team members would run to in front of the loungers and play out the choreographed dance, dotted out in front of the guests so everyone was entertained. Including the local kids, a few of whom would always join in the fun.
Prompted by the rendition that heralded the start of sundowner o’clock, we returned to our room for a quick shower before heading to the reception to meet the travel desk’s referred dive team. Listening patiently to their pitch, it all sounded heavenly and we were ready to sign… until we heard the price. They were a more than 100 Euros more expensive than the other company we had visited, for the same 2 dives at the same sites over the same duration for the excursion! AND they only took cash, which was a problem for us since we had waved off the opportunity to exchange forex at the airport, assuming we would be able to do it at the hotel. Which we could not. They didn’t accept credit cards to buy forex and would not exchange Rands. Fortunately the travel desk accepted credit cards for the excursion, but we would have to get a tuk-tuk into the nearest town (ominously named Hellville) to get the 1.5 million Madagascan Ariary (the equivalent of 320 Euros) for the dives. The additional cost and admin was a deal-breaker. We bid them farewell and scurried back to the first dive shop to secure our dives (able to pay digitally) before resuming our position at the same table we’d occupied at the cocktail bar the previous night. With the last minute hustle, we were famished by the time the buffet opened! … and grateful to have space for all the seafood and pasta dishes, as well as tender and juicy Zebu fillet with peppercorn sauce.

THURSDAY

Having failed magnificently at our upfront agreement about a one-day-on-one-day-off excursions policy – thanks to combining our predetermined must-do with FOMO at the travel desk – we found ourselves committed to a back-to-back itinerary. The first day was likely to be the most ambitious; the 3 Island Tour.
We were collected at 07h30 in a van, to be transported to the top of the island to join a group from our sister-hotel, the Royal Andilana. If our resort was at 7 o’clock on the south-west coast, they were 11 o’clock on the north-west, so the 30 minute transfer incidentally gave us a tour of Nosy Be’s west side. We got the lowdown from our guide on life as a Malagasy as we traced the ring road and passed through the little towns whose community and commerce organically spilled onto the tarmac.
Counterintuitively, once we met the rest of the group, we got on a boat to travel all the way back past the bottom of Nosy Be – right past our hotel – to get to Nosy Komba (5 o’clock off the south-east coast), which means “Island of Lemurs”. Stepping off the boat and onto the beach, we were welcomed by our tour guide and led through the village to the entrance of the nature reserve. We were briefed that although the lemurs were wild and free, they had become tame from the streams of tourists that visited the island. They could be expected to engage with us and the advice was to keep calm, stroke them if they let you and not to touch their tails.
The secret ingredient was banana. There were scores of lemurs sitting in the trees on either side of the stone path circuit that would take us through the park, watching us with their comical saucer-eyes. We were given small portions of banana to rub on our fingers. Raising a palm slowly in the direction of a lemur was like using The Force; it instantly garnered interest and then with no coaxing at all a little friend would leap from the tree onto your shoulder or head. They were very compliant to the strokes and photos… as long as you had a banana on offer. Their startlingly determined human-like little hands would pull your fingers toward them and hold them steady while they licked up their rewards. Once they were done, you could expect to be abandoned as the nimble creature resumed its position on its branch, smug at how well it had us trained. We had great fun posing with lemurs of all shapes and sizes as we made our way up the hill.
Next up was the snake experience where slithering boas were lifted from a large sunken stone enclosure such that we could drape one around our neck or allow it to twist and wind around our hands. Mildly assured that it was a safe activity “because boas are nocturnal”, it seemed like as good a time as any to tick this one off the list. The guide also advised us that they rotate the  showpiece snakes on a monthly basis, depositing the outgoing demonstration reptile onto the far side of the island to go back to enjoying its life in the wild, to be replaced by a new captor for the following month. I’m not sure if that information was designed to calm any animal rights concerns we might have had, or to subtly insinuate that any wild snakes would prefer to be living their best lives well away from where we were!
The tour was concluded with a visit to the tortoise enclosure where we were introduced to the 3 giant inhabitants – George Bush (the youngster at 45 years old), Pablo Escobar (70 from the Galápagos Islands) and Caroline of Monaco (90 from Seychelles). They were huge, in no hurry and, so we were told, enjoyed a tickle on their wrinkled necks, so it seemed rude not to oblige. It was very sweet the way the tortoises leaned into the tickling. I suppose with their shape, it’s possible it was just solving an itch they couldn’t reach to scratch, but happy to help nonetheless.
Returning to the boat, it was a short hop to Nosy Tanikely (6 o’clock), which was declared an underwater national park in 2010. We had been given fins and masks at the beginning of the trip and now was the time to put them to use. Shedding our shirts, we jumped off the back of the boat and into the crystal waters, so clear that we could see all the way to the seabed below. We flicked our flippers and spied on the sea life for a half hour or so before being transported to the shore to relax in the shade of the palm trees with complimentary refreshments.
Last stop was all the way at the top again, to the private beach at Nosy Sakatia (10 o’clock) for a fish braai for lunch. We were amazed at how different each island had been, this one known for its emerald green water and giant turtles. There was a large thatched area right on the beach with laid bench-tables awaiting our group. Our hosts had pre-prepared the food anticipating our 2pm arrival and accompanying appetite from the busy morning so we got stuck in right away.
As luck would have it, we were seated with the only other South Africans (or English speakers for that matter) on the tour, and we were soon swapping stories about our respective resorts, travel experiences around the world, life back home and aspirations for the remainder of our trip. With the local brew, Two Horses, flowing and the hosts daring us to try the variety of local rums that they had for us, it was a very festive couple of hours in paradise before the hop back to our mainland to retrace our footsteps back home for sundowners and an unneeded but still much-anticipated indulgent buffet!

FRIDAY

Another early start to be in the breakfast buffet queue bang-on 7am such that we could pop along the beachfront to meet our Blue Wave dive team for the morning’s excursion. The chaps from the shop were there, as promised, ready and awaiting our arrival. We were assigned to Marco, with the other dive master attending to the 3 Italian ladies that completed our group.
Onboard the open speedboat, it was a 20 minute hop to Tanikely Island to dive in the reserve. Marco shared that our first dive would be on the east side of the island, then an hour to rest with drinks and biscuits on the beach followed by a complimentary dive on the other side of the west island so we could compare the reefs. He also gave us a refresher briefing on all our equipment and the hand signals we would need to use to communicate with him underwater – a welcomed reminder since we’d last dived in Malta in 2018!
Since the sea colour at the beach in front of our hotel was the same blue-green as the India Ocean we see at home, I had assumed that the underwater experience would be a bit thick and murky. Not so! On taking our giant-step off the boat we plunged into crystal clear water with visibility easily 40 metres or more. Being relatively shallow (around 16 metres for most of the dive), you could see the seabed from the surface and already, hovering just below where underwater starts, we were treated to a spectacular of bright and shiny fish going about their business.
Being a reserve, the reef was largely unspoilt and had lots going on, with most of coral was earthy tones rather than the stereotypical rainbow of bright colours you might expect. However, the neutral background just made the fish population even more prominent. I have no idea what I saw but it was lots of different fish of all shapes, sizes and colours everywhere all the time. Like swimming in a fish tank! We even saw a shark (that luckily wanted nothing to do with us), stalked a couple of turtles (who moved so gracefully it was like their front legs were wings in the water) and I tried to join a huge shoal of yellow fish (but was shunned like an ugly duckling).
The diving was an absolute must-do and by far the best morning we had had on the island. Controversially, I enjoyed it more than our excursion at Great Barrier Reef even. Although the coral was less interesting, the warm, calm water + abundance of sea life + the small group (even though there were other boats doing other dives, it felt like the 5 of us were the only people in the ocean) + the clear-as-glass visibility + the simplicity of the logistics put the overall experience head and shoulders above the rest.
We had lots to review and reminisce over our lunch on return and ensuing afternoon on the loungers watching Beach TV as the land-creatures moved about in front of us, and joining in for the chorus of “Royal Beach. Ca va?” like locals. We might never have budged had it not been for a lady from the Animation team recruiting us for a game of pétanque in the sandy courtyard. Chris and I were split into separate teams and although unable to directly communicate with any of our team mates or competitors – a mix of Italian and Scandinavian – we all muddled through a highly enjoyable couple of hours lightly moderated by our multilingual hosts.
By now we had questioned guides about the composition of tourists and we surprised to learn that South African guests were few and far between – madness with a 3.5 hour direct flight on Airlink every Tuesday. We had anticipated flexing our French throughout the Nosy Be adventure since Madagascar is a former French colony and the schools still educate in French first-language. Yet, more than 80% of the tourists are Italians. So the hospitality crew mostly spoke Italian, responded to French and struggled a bit with English (or our accents perhaps). The upside of course was that the buffet became a cultural melting pot, rich with fresh seafood and traditional Malagasy recipes, paired with the freshest Frenchest breads and partnered with at least 1 pizza and 3 different pasta dishes on offer on every buffet. The chefs were Italian so we had some of the best pasta of our lifetime!

SATURDAY

With the days becoming a bit of a blur, we hit the breakfast buffet with vengeance and fury to be at the reception at 07h30 for whatever the day had in store for us. Our guide reminded us that we’d booked the full-day tour to Iranja Island. And so off we set, driving up to the sister-hotel again to pick up the rest of the group and depart by boat from there.
Having no recollection of mention of such, the very long (90 minute) boat ride took us a bit by surprise. At least the journey was kindly punctuated by a pod of dolphins, for whom we stopped and watched them gently lazing in and out of the water all around our boat. This was an especially big win for me since I have tried all sorts of whale-watching and dolphin-related excursions all around the world and regularly fail to see anything at all!
As we pulled into the natural port at Iranja, we were welcomed by several turtles. With the graceful shelled friends easily visible through the translucent water, the skipper slowed and approached the shore very cautiously so that we could enjoy watching our new companions as they glided along beside us and popped up intermittently for a photo opp. We had arrived at our destination, which was a gorgeous paradise of luminous turquoise ocean that became crystal clear as it met the soft dazzling white sand.
First order of business was to walk the sandbar for which Iranja is famous. This was a natural sandbank that connects the main island to its small neighbouring isle when the tide is low. A generous beach at the point of departure, the sandbank sticks out like a golden tongue that soon tapers to no more than a couple of metres wide, with a lapping shoreline on both sides. At several points an ambitious mini-swell would rise up the beach on the one side and pass over the little sandbank to join the sea on the other side, lapping water around our ankles on its way. The entire length was just over a kilometre and deposited us on the deserted beach of the small island that would be entirely independent most of each day. We took a few photos and started the return journey quick-smart lest we be stranded!
We got back in time to join the guide who was taking a handful of our group on a short walk to another beach on the other side of the island. This took us through the town that was hosting us – a few neat rows of bamboo style huts – to emerge on the other side at a beach even more beautiful than the last. The sand was whiter and the sea was brighter. A few A-frame glamping huts but nobody in sight… until we got there.
It was such a relief that everywhere we’d gone, our guides had assured us that our belongings could be left safely while we explored or swam. Madagascar is an impoverished nation with incredibly high unemployment and distressingly low education. The government doesn’t pay for schooling, nor is it mandatory; many parents simply can’t afford it so kids of all ages spend their days hanging out and playing soccer at the beach, as we had seen at our resort. Nonetheless, the appreciation for the prosperity brought by the tourist industry was enough to keep petty crime in check. And we were able to dump our belongings – including cell phones and valuables – exposed and easily accessible on our towels on the formerly-deserted beach and paddle around in the warm and welcoming waters without a care in the world.
The next prompt was an hour or so later, where the guide would be taking those interested up a trail to the lighthouse at the top of the island. Game for everything, we towelled off and followed the group. The middle of the island was a stark contrast to what we had seen so far. We were shaded by a canopy of trees as we climbed the steps, lined on either side with local tapestries and paintings up for sale. The local ladies did good takings from our Italian companions, who were keen on the tablecloths with embroidered turtles, the wooden hand-carved Madagascan Airlines airplanes for the bambinos and more than a fridge magnet or two changing hands. We of course continued to save a fortune since we hadn’t drawn currency at the airport.
Our return back to beach camp revealed that it was time for lunch. Everyone was seated at long bench tables under the thatched shelter while drinks were distributed and then a feast was served from the buffet table. An impressive spread to have prepared in such humble surroundings! Calamari salad, pickled veg, chicken casserole, grilled fish and a tomato pasta dish for those looking for something less authentic.
Fat and happy, we were given an hour of free time to relax and enjoy before embarking on the return journey. Having caught more than our fair share of sun for the day, we stayed put in the shelter to continue being entertained by the local band that had serenaded us through lunch. Very nice having nowhere to be and nothing to do for a change!
Our turtle friends put in another appearance to wish us farewell as we left their bay to speed across the ocean back to Nosy Be.

SUNDAY

Our tour director had noticed our anguish at the repeated early starts the previous few days and proactively took pity on us, scheduling our hiking day to begin at 8. The extra half hour slumber was well appreciated – and there was even time for our traditional hot chocolate with marshmallows before heading down to breakfast.
Dab hands at the buffet by now, we worked through the row of bowls, platters and chafing dishes like a very focused duo of locusts. We were, in fact, early to arrive at the entrance to meet our guide. Who, to our surprise, led us down the street on foot where, to our great delight, there was a tuk-tuk waiting for us. We had it on our To Do list to take a ride in one at some point during the trip (just so we could say we did), but were running out of time and opportunity so this was a wonderful windfall.
We three (Chris, me and the guide) squeezed into the single back seat and were soon buzzing along the West coast of Nosy Be, veering, swerving and tooting like all the others competing for our stretch of tar. It might have been more terrifying (or thrilling) if we were going any faster, but thankfully there were no downhills on this sea level road to see us clock the 40KPH mark!
We were deposited at a town square of sorts. (According to the Strava map at the end of the day, called Dzamandzar). Skirted by more of the tuckshop stall market shops, there was little to indicate that the dusty patch was of consequence had the guide not told us that this area would be a hive of activity as Sunday morning trading unfolded and would be the place-to-be in the afternoon as it hosted Kickboxing competitions every Sunday afternoon at 3pm. He led us across the area and onto a very dodgy looking pathway that had our Saffa Spidey-senses instinctively make us clutch our valuables closer to us… forgetting for a moment that this was Nosy Be.
A highly unlikely starting point to the hike, but apparently it was. We traipsed through the ‘suburbs’ with scores of small children greeting us enthusiastically in a collection of languages, their parents eying us cautiously and the many many dogs ignoring us completely as they carried on living their best lives, snoozing to escape the already-rising temperatures. With little to no expectation for the day, we took on the chin the dilapidated defunct sugarcane factory that was presented as our first site of interest. Par for the course since we were walking along a path that was once a train track, with the abandoned train cars slowly rusting like a decomposing carcass.
As we moved along the trail, out of the town and into the beautiful countryside, our guide shared stories with us about the area and the people. He told us about the layout of the island, explained the differences in the dialects and the distinctions between the people from the South and those from the North. He shared similar sentiments to the previous guides about how the Malagasy government continued to fail its people, ignoring the poverty and providing no social welfare to uplift its constituents. Along the way, he also pointed out countless trees and bushes, telling us what could and couldn’t be eaten, when things bloomed and fruited, what could be processed or sold and what served medicinal purposes.
As we left the town behind us, the trail was shared with many local people going about their daily business. There were ladies moving along with loads of who knows what all on their heads.
Men shepherding zebu, small barefoot children and good dogs up the uneven path from who know where to who knows where. Inhabitants of the remote huts lifting pausing their graft to greet us as we passed. We even popped in for an impromptu visit where we were invited to see a cat nursing her two tiny little kittens, one of whom had flaked to nap on a nearby bunch of bananas. You certainly don’t see that everyday.
Once we were cleared of the last signs of urban(ish) life, the climb so far had been mostly dirt track through fields of grasses and rice paddies – dry and waiting for the rainy season to produce the staple food on which the local people depended. Then, about an hour in, the trail narrowed as we entered a jungle of sort and needed to negotiate a twisty route of sharp ups and steep downs. This proved to be the way down to the river with the waterfalls. A gentle trickle in this hot, dry season, we were told this same river would rage at the beginning of the year and spit gushes of water off the edge of the rocks into the pools below. Either which way, it was nice to cool off with a splash of cool water!
Crossing the ravine meant using a cable bridge that bounced and swayed as we stepped. Not the kind of excitement you want from a bridge-crossing! But we had a nice reward for reaching the other side as our guide had picked ripe yellow bananas from a nearby tree so we were able to take a moment to enjoy fruit so fresh it put our suburban farm-to-table smugness to shame. With new pep in our step, we navigated the Antsamamavaka circuit down into the volcanic crater (last eruption was 12000 years ago so we felt pretty safe), pausing where the foliage curtains opened to allow spectacular views of 2 of the island’s 12 lakes.
On arrival at the lake, we were astounded to see two ladies tirelessly working a paddy field in the midday heat. Our guide explained that the water table fed the rice from below even during the hottest seasons and the local people had to work very hard to maintain and harvest the fields to keep food on the table. They also had no running water so would need to use buckets to source fresh supply on the return journey home for the day. To make matters worse, the lakes were known to be home to crocodiles which was prohibitive to a relaxing swim to wash away the toil. That really is a tough day’s work compared to my office job, which I will try to remember when I’m about to complain!
We were offered a trek to see another lake, but were very hot and sweaty by this stage so opted to cut to the finale instead. This saw us climb back up the other side of the crater to emerge at Mont Passot, 329m above sea level that allowed 360 degrees panoramic views of the islands and all of its lakes. But, as luck would have it, there was a cloudburst – microclimate incident, we presumed – as we arrived at the entrance to the reserve so instead of further clammy climbing, we got an ice cold Fanta and thanked our lucky stars for the tuk-tuk that was ready and waiting to take us back down the mountain.
The ride back was filled with giddy chatter about all the things we had seen. But just when you think you’ve seen it all… you stop at a Nosy Be petrol station. A hut on the side of the road where you buy petrol in 2 litre soft drink bottles! Record-breaking pitstop turnaround time too. Minutes later we were dragging our tired feet into the resort and straight to the main swimming pool. It was bliss to jump straight in and lounge around in the cool water before tucking into a hearty Zebu burger for lunch.
Needless to say, the rest of the afternoon was spent doing very very very little. There were amazing 4-poster outdoor beds facing the sea, so we grabbed a shady one and observed. Tapping our feet to the now-familiar Royal Beach song, the laughter of the kids bobbing in the waves, the rhythmic thud of the volleyball game, the clinking of bottomless beers and pétanque balls. Aaaaah. The sweet sounds of resort-life.

MONDAY

For a day that we called our ‘do nothing’ day, we were quite busy. We could have been a montage for all the things you could do at the resort. A no-alarm start to the day, with hot chocolate with marshmallows. Then a multi-course breakfast fit for a king, at our usual table overlooking the ocean. Then back to the luxurious room to watch the last couple of episodes of the series we’d brought along for the holiday and been too busy to watch.
Mid-morning burst to visit the airconditioned wellness centre for a run on the treadmill to work up an appetite for a too-soon lunch. But first to catch a breath for an hour testing the resort’s other big and beautiful pool at the back of the gardens which we had all to ourselves while everyone else was excursioning and beaching. And then of course a fish n chips lunch to reward a morning well done and to prepare for an afternoon of sloth, on the beach until the tide came in and the lapping waves licked the legs of the loungers alerting us that it was time to retire to the 4-poster to watch the golden sunset one last time to our favourite soundtrack. Royal Beach, ca va bien!

Travelogue Portugal 3: Algarve 2

ALGARVE Part 2

04 – 07 November 2025

TUESDAY

With only 60kms ahead of us, two planned stops and a 3pm check-in, there was no particular rush in the morning. Plenty of time to take a trot around the castle and then enjoy the buffet breakfast that was included in our hotel booking in Silves.
 
The day’s route would deliver us in Algarve’s capital, Faro, via Albufeira and Quarteira. We could tell that we were approaching an international airport. From first impression as we pulled into our parking bay in the centre of Albufeira, the spray of shops spilled onto the pavements with their displayed array of tourist memorabilia and beach paraphernalia. Nonetheless, we disembarked and followed our nose to the old town.
 
Using signage at the landmarks we tracked from our offline Google Maps, we pieced together that Albufeira dates back to ancient times. During the Roman occupation it was called Baltum and for 500 years was a major producer of olive oil and wine. In the 8th century it was a Muslim conquest and was called Albuhera. In the 13th century, King Afonso conquered the area for the Christians and made it part of Portugal. Then the earthquake in 1755 completely submerged the town, but it was rebuilt into an important player in the fishing industry and a thriving tourist destination. Christian joked that the town was still being invaded to this day… by British tourists!
 
Although a very pleasant walk-around the old town with easy access to historical points of interest and beautiful views of the ocean, the tourist trade brings hecklers and it was tiresome having to decline the endless invitations to enter restaurants, take a seat, get a discount or try a special drink/snack/offer.
 
Interestingly, Quarteira was quite the opposite experience. Clearly a holiday town that considered its season over for the year, we enjoyed a leisurely stroll up and down the wide and relatively deserted promenade. Poster boards informed us that this little town had sprung up since the 60s, with illustrations showing how the single row of scattered houses along the beachfront had soon become rows of high rise apartment blocks competing for their sliver of sea view.
 
Although neat and tidy, it wasn’t the most creative era for architecture and made no attempt at embodying the charm or heritage we’d seen in the other coastal towns. Since the majority of the windows were shuttered, we wondered if this modern set up made for more economical holiday / second homes for the Portuguese. Carlos at Arvad had told us that the Algarve was traditionally flooded with local tourists over August when the country shut down for their holidays. Perhaps this sort of scale made it more affordable for this influx. Critique of facades aside, we were still having a very lovely time enjoying an ice-cream at the sea side!
 
Having achieved what little we had needed to achieve, we set sights on Faro. Similar to what we’d done with other old towns (like Avignon in France and Leon in Spain), we located ourselves just outside the city walls – at the very lovely Sunlight House – so it was easy to park but still benefit from easy access to the sights and old-world vibe. Our strategy paid off. 10 minutes early for our 3pm check-in, I spotted a free walking tour brochure while Chris was handling the admin. We managed dropping our bags and high-tailing the 450m to the meeting spot to arrive breathless 2 minutes into the tour and having missed nothing but introductions by the cosmopolitan composition of the group.
 
What a great tour! Andre had studied Economics but had self-admittedly adapted to a more ecological viewpoint from his life experience. He unwrapped the millennia of twists and turns the region had taken as it had shifted through the reign of the (Muslim) Moors from 700 AD, to the reclamation by Afonso III (and the Christians) in the 1300s, diplomatically addressing the harmony and toils of the religious mix. Similar to the stories we had heard in Lisbon, the Inquisition brought all sorts of religion-based separation and bloodshed where peaceful co-existence had previously been the norm. Andre was emotive but diplomatic in unfolding the story and drawing parallels to the current sorry state of the world.
 
We wound our way through the old town, admiring relics from each era, from our meeting place at the city gate to rounding the Roman Forum that housed the bishop’s palace and seminary, past the City Hall. Steeped in history, every corner revealed a new piece of the story that brought together Faro’s trinity; Fado + Fatima + Football. Highlight for me was the revelation at a blue and white mural (one of the many across the Algarve) that these used to be the colours of the flag of Portugal, now replaced with the modern-day red to symbolise the bloodshed and green of the Republican Party that brought about the change but which no longer exists.
 
Having beat such a hasty retreat to meet our guide, we hadn’t thought to grab jerseys. Quite chilly on this late autumn evening, we retraced our 450m from the completed loop of the tour back to our residence. Peckish from our excursion and nearing a respectable dinner time, we took advantage of the access to internet to pinpoint a traditional Portuguese restaurant on The Fork and secure a 18h30 sitting.
 
This gave us enough time to amble in that general direction and stop for a sundowner en route. We picked a lively locals cafe, Pastelaria Coehlo, where we were lucky to  get a table. Having so enjoyed the atmosphere and impressed by a quick gander at the menu, we were quite sorry to have to leave. Fortunately our baked cod in cream sauce and paella-style duck rice at Petiscaria Decanter were great! We did return to Coelho for a nightcap after dinner though; finding a table directly under the telly that had the rest of the clientele transfixed on a local football match.
 

WEDNESDAY

A drizzly morning thwarted our good intentions to run along the Faro promenade. But also meant that there was no particular rush to get up or get moving to do anything else. Our booking at Sunlight House included breakfast, which was served on the rooftop terrace, from where we could see what we would have seen on foot anyway. Almost like clockwork, the rain stopped once we were fed and packed, which allowed the opportunity for a last wander along the water to say our farewells to Faro.
 
The later check outs at the Algarve hotels help to balance the short driving distances and mix of excursions that suit each stop. For instance, the wine tasting we planned to do at Al-lagar on the outskirts of Tavira (where we’d be staying overnight) would have been awkward if we’d checked out any earlier than 11 and not done the extra walk in Faro seeing as the drive was barely 30 minutes. We were encouraged that several tastings were underway when we arrived! We had picked a goodie and bought a couple of bottles of our favourite rosé and red to take with us.
 
Although treated to a mixed bag of weather, travelling off season (as had been necessitated since we were timing with the concert we’d attended in Lisbon) had its merits. Our hotel – the AP Maria Nova Lounge Hotel in Tavira – was notably above our usual standard and budget, having been secured online at a fraction of rack rate. We were very chuffed with our spacious suite and all the amenities the hotel had to offer. Not that we ever seem to have time to take advantage of them because once again we dumped our bags and were off like a shot to explore.
 
Instinctively following a cobblestone alley or two to navigate towards the water – which we later learnt was the Gilão River – we had no trouble finding the hub of old town Tavira to secure a tourist map that would provide a route around the castle and handful of churches. We had the place pipped in an hour or so, congratulating our efficient sightseeing with a Guinness at the Irish pub on the riverfront to which we were drawn by the lilting voice of the two-piece band delivering reasonable acoustic cover versions of popular classics.
 
As the sun went down, it got chilly on the water so we went back to our lovely hotel to enjoy some of the facilities before dressing warmer to head back to town for dinner. Now inland (although still only 3km from the coast) we were not pressured to continue on the traditional seafood journey of discovery that we had been on for almost a week. It was now time for our traditional holiday curry dinner. Much like Irish pubs, there is always a curry house wherever you go. So we ended up at Mehfil’s. We were delighted to see that they had pork curry options on the menu, which we’d not seen anywhere on our travels so we got a balance of the something old and something new after all!

THURSDAY

Our last day required the long drive back up toward Lisbon, from where we would be flying home on Friday. While we had meandered down the coast to get to the Algarve, the return journey was a more practical and pragmatic coverage of the some 200km distance. Not wanting the pressure of a long drive straight into a long back-to-back air journey home (we were flying via London), we had strategically reserved a room in the town of Setubal for joint benefit of a last night of coastal holiday but only 30km from Lisbon airport.
 
Setting off on schedule and making too-good time, I checked out route for a potential stop to slow us down a bit. ‘Mother House of Wine Route’  was too good a name to pass up! Situated in Palmela which was off the A2 highway that had brought us from the Algarve, directly en route and about 10 minutes shy of our final destination, we could not have asked for better.
 
We parked the car and did the obligatory snoop around the town square before bee-lining to our excursion. What we found was a very respectable building on the square with neat deck in front where several tables already homed enthusiasts with multi-coloured wine tasting flights. Entering the building, we stopped to examine the illustrated map papered on one wall, which showed us that the entire peninsula of Setubal was a wine region. No wonder it had come up recommended on our itinerary! This building was a centralised place to experience wines from all over the region. There were hundreds of bottles neatly displayed in rows of glass cabinets, with a bar counter at the back where you could order tastings, wine by the glass or purchase whole bottles.
 
The lady at the counter was very friendly and helpful and filled us in on the basics of the Setubal region, mentioning grapes we were familiar with, that had been introduced to us in the preceding week and new ones we’d never heard of. She was kind enough to give us a sip of this and that along her story to prove her points. We settled on a favourite red and white to get a glass of each and took our place on the deck, feeling worthy from our flash education. Both were really good. So we tried two more. And bought a bottle of white to take home.
 
Using nicely closed the gap to get us to check-in o’clock, we just had to roll down the hill into the town of Setubal. It was busy and as close to traffic as we’d come on our tour. Chris deftly managed the double-lane circles and all the lane changes that came along with them to get us to B&B Hotel. Once again, our intention was to secure the car and explore on foot, starting with the Forte de Filipe.
 
We think the Google Maps lady was getting even with us for all the long and unpronounceable Portuguese names on our road trip (even we had laughed at her blatant and clumsy Anglicisations) because she chose the most convoluted and challenging route imaginable to push us up the steep hill to the fort at the top. We were huffing and puffing by the time we arrived… but were treated with free entry (which is rare). Ordered in 1582 by Filipe II on his visit to Setubal, this fortress was designed to protect the Portuguese coast from the regular pirate attacks from Northern Europe and Africa. Its positioning on this high steep hill allowed the most spectacular vistaramas up and down the coast as well as the ocean into the deep blue yonder, which must have been a big advantage when the fort had its job to do.
 
Unfortunately the cafe on the visitors deck was already closed or we would have stayed to enjoy a sundowner, but instead we hoofed back down the hill. Somehow the return journey was direct and short, and we practically freewheeled onto the promenade where Carlos at Arvad had said we’d be spoilt for choice for dinner.
 
Sure we would be, but a bit early for that (most restaurants opening with 7pm bookings), we accepted an invitation into Bar Absurdo for a sundowner to kill some time. Very nice upstairs venue gave us a vantage point to view the esplanade below, and good internet gave us opportunity to narrow down our options. We decided to keep the last night traditional with Original’s Casa de Peixe offering a whopping 50% discount on their 7pm sitting. We had the most spectacularly seafood feast with deep fried cuttlefish to start, following by prawns in a curry cream sauce and the hugest grilled tuna steak imaginable. Thankfully we had the walk home to settle our scrumptious supper and close off what had been a truly superb road trip.
 

Travelogue Canary Islands 3: Funchal

FUNCHAL
13 March 2025

Although the Canary Islands are Spanish, our cruise itinerary included a bonus day on the Portuguese islands of Madeira. With only the one day to explore, we decided to focus on Funchal and do it properly. We booked tickets for the Funchal Yellow Bus hop-on-hop-off experience through the travel desk on our cruise ship which gave us access to the tour bus that came right onto the quay in front of the disembarkation point.

The bus itself is exactly what you’d expect—open top, audio guide in 10 languages. The route winds through the old town, past the cable car station (mental note: do that next), and up into the hills where the views get increasingly smug-worthy. The commentary was just enough history to feel cultured, not so much that you start checking your watch.

We hopped off the bus at Camara de Lobos; a fishing village so pretty that it looks photoshopped! Its claim to fame is that Churchill stayed in the Reid’s Palace Hotel in 1950 and set up his painting easel outside to capture the picturesque colourful boats, whitewashed houses and dramatic cliffs. We set Dorothy down on the bench next to Winston for a snappy for our holiday album before the inevitable fridge magnet hunt.

We hopped back on the bus to take us to the Lido promenade. The promenade stretches for about 2 km, linking the Lido area to Praia Formosa beach on a decorated tiled path. It was lined with palm trees, lush botanical gardens, and benches where locals less on-a-mission than we were took time to sit and stare at the ocean for a while. (Of course, being the Atlantic, the water is freezing so staring is probably the best way to experience it!)

After some discussion when we got back on the bus, the mothers, petered by the long walk and a few steep-climb hills, decided to hop off at the bus stop at the quayside to retire back to the ship while Chris and I continued back into town with full intention of cashing in the wine-tasting that was included in our bus ticket.

We walked along the pleasant shaded avenue in the city centre, admiring the seamless combination of understated modern conveniences alongside the authentic old-world charm until we found Blandy’s. We cashed in the complimentary tastings and topped up with a pay-in to complete the flight of their Madeiran sweet wines. Did you know Madeira wine was used to toast the signing of the US Declaration of Independence? Neither did I. Cheers, George Washington.

Although not to our usual palette, it was worth it to have the experience in the motherland, and we bought a combo pack to take home for our Wine & Dine tasting club.

Travelogue Canary Islands 7: Gran Canaria

GRAN CANARIA
19 – 23 March 2025

After 2 very exciting first legs of the Canary Islands tour – the cruise and then a stint in Tenerife – it was time for the 3rd and final piece. Ending off with 5 days in Gran Canaria took the sting out of the epic holiday having to inevitably conclude. Our friends Alex and Luke (from England) joining us there was a bonus that had had us actually looking forward to starting the last stage together.

The ports of Santa Cruz on the east side of Tenerife and Agaete on the west side of Gran Canaria are only about 75km apart so we caught the ferry. We sucked up an early morning start to catch the 8am boat to have us at our destination less than an hour and a half later.

Effortlessly collecting our rental car at the port, we were soon on our way. After a couple of short stops in the seaside town of Agaeta and the historic town of Guia, we headed up the mountain to find our Airbnb house. It was a hair-raising white-knuckled drive along narrow streets with hairpin bends, blind corners and unexpected dead ends (even with GPS and Google offline maps)… but worth it when we got to Ecofinco Selva Dormas.

We had booked a large house for the extended group, but the description on the website had not done justice. Our host welcomed us to the ‘traditional Canarian home’ with its 5 double bedrooms curved around a central pyjama lounge with fireplace. To the right, walking through the modern kitchen (with walk-in pantry) produced the open-plan atrium living space with a 12-seater farmstyle dining table running along the right hand side and a lounge and big-screen TV area occupying the middle and left respectively. Outsized couches invited us to relax and enjoy the panoramic view that the wall-to-wall windows offered of the farm, the gorge beyond and even Las Palmas and the ocean on the horizon.

Sadly, we had no time to waste and it was back in the car to get to the airport to meet our British contingent. Taking a more direct, yet barely less harrowing, route back to the highway saved us some time but we were still almost an hour late. Fortunately, our friends were chill and our make-shift meeting arrangements sound enough to see us all greeting each other with smiling faces and hilarity a short time later.

Using online Google to get back to the farm seemed to make little difference to the return journey routing, but Chris’s recent experience with the new circumstances and terrain made up for it. After a short stop at the mercado to get dinner supplies, he was expertly bobbing and weaving around unmarked roads to get us back to our haven.

Our new guests were as impressed with our house as we were. We had barely finished showing off the impressive barbecue, patio furniture and hot tub, and had moved onto the terrace when our host reappeared to repeat the welcome spiel. Boy, was he surprised with how interested we were. Poor guy ended up taking us for a 2 hour tour around the property, explaining the what, why and how of everything we asked about – and many things we didn’t think to.

It was a good story with our host, Jaime, being a teacher who had acquired the farm 4 years prior with the ideal of playing his part in reforesting where Gran Canaria had lost countless trees to humans needing wood for burning and building. He had the house to rent out for funds, and was using the grounds to supplement income through eco-friendly and community-driven exploits. There was an orchard producing oranges, lemons, avocados and loquats that he told us were tended by his students with special needs. An indigenous garden was dedicated to a generous collection of shrubs and plants uniquely Canarian, which he plucked and plumped so we could taste or smell.

Completing our tour of the top gardens, he offered to show us the lower grounds. Calling his bluff, we descended on the ramps that ran in front of our terrace. With a whiff of this and a waft of that, we slowly inched down the ramps until we were at the chicken run. Jaime introduced us to the ladies – a few personally, with made-up names – and one of the three roosters. We were provided with leaves from the tastier shrubs nearby to feed the hens, who cackled and squawked delightedly as they tussled for the leaves and branches we poked through the fence for them.

The tour closed with a visit to the greenhouse, where we were enlightened on some of the more taxing and laborious tasks that it takes to get healthy veggies to market. Learning of the Friday market in Guia, we committed to doing a fresh food shop from the stall that sold the produce from our farm. We were also provided a fresh-from-the-vine cucumber since we hadn’t been able to get one on our grocery shop.

With that we returned home for a sundowner and to prepare our dinner, a fantastic tuna pasta with fresh salad and crusty bread. It had been a long day for all, so we let Ted Lasso see us off to slumber time.

THURSDAY

Celebrating Dorothy’s 84th birthday, we were up bright and early making tea and a fuss. We had wonderful farm fresh oranges for juice and eggs to make scrambles before we hit the road to Las Palmas.

The mothers were deposited at the seaside to meet up with Aunty Pat and Uncle Peter who had timed their holidays to cross-over with ours for a much-needed reunion. We drove across to the old town for our booked walking tour.

We met Luis from Guru Walk at the designated spot and were very impressed with how organised he was. He started with an introduction of himself and his heritage in Gran Canaria as well as the history of Las Palmas, and then invited us into the church for a taste of the island’s religious history.

We spent the next couple of hours following Luis as he led us through the charming cobbled streets, pointing out places of interest. He illustrated his stories with laminated sheets from a plastic envelope under his arm and with images from his iPad. It was a mixed bag of triumph and tragedy that dated back to cave-dwellers, welcomed intrepid explorers, evolved from slave-trading and has kept this little island solidly on the map for millennia. Poor Luis expertly fielded all the random questions our little group threw at him, mixing his academic history and geography education with personal anecdotes that lent depth to the textbook narrative.

When we were done we made our way back to the waterfront to meet up with the others for a late lunch. Luke had found us a well-reviewed restaurant a few doors down from the hotel, which was clinched since the Spanish name Madre del Amor Hermoso translated to Mother of Beautiful Love, which seemed especially fitting for our mother’s birthday event.

Being mid-afternoon and between conventional meal sittings, they were able to seat us immediately. Navigating the complicated menu, we each found something delicious to order and then shared stories of our respective days while sipping on our drinks. It was great to have such a festive mix at the impromptu birthday party!

Sadly, with a long drive ahead, it was time to go sooner than we would have liked. Our merry group took a collection of smiling photographs before we piled into the car and made our way back up the mountain to our fabulous farm. There was still some light left of the day and with no cooking to do, we were able to flop into the hot tub to enjoy the spectacular view, with the clear evening allowing us to see all the way back to Las Palmas.

FRIDAY

Anticipating that we would want to pick at the market, we had a quick start to the day with freshly-squeezed orange juice before heading out. We easily found the indoor market building and Jaime was easy to spot as we arrived, since he was outside and on the phone doing a TV interview about something farm-related. We got shopping and bought a collection of organic items that would enrich our next couple of meals.

Falling short on the immediate food front, we made our way to Agaete to source something to fill the bellies that we’re planning on hiking all day. A waterfront diner did the trick with crusty bocadilla rolls providing the carbs we needed.

The winding drive along the steep ocean-facing cliffs had us sweating almost as much as the hike promised to. With a lot of roadworks, there were a lot of big trucks. Clearly used to the roads, they would hurtle in our direction and we would breathe in as they slid past us. Passing motorists didn’t inspire us with any more faith, often overlapping onto our side of the road as they swung into view from curves up ahead. There were thankfully precious few cyclists, and the intermittent hikers casually ambling up the non-existent pavement with nothing but sheer drop on the other side had us crawling past them so as not to create any cause for alarm.

It was still a beautiful drive and we were excited for what lay ahead. Alex had a hikes and walks app and had selected a path for us to follow. Mostly clear and flat track, we could focus on the view and chatting amongst ourselves, and predicting which muscle groups would have stories to tell the next day from the steeper climbing parts of the route. Great to spend a couple of hours in the sunshine and fresh air, appreciating the best that nature has to offer from the spectacular viewpoints.

Rewarding ourselves for a job well done, lunch was a collection of local delicacies including mushrooms grilled with almagrote cheese paste, pork croquettes, deep fried goat cheese and some calamari rings for good measure.

We lucked out on the return journey, where we discovered that all the roadwork crews were building tunnels through the base of the mountains, which saved all the perilous cross-crossing we’d experienced on the way up the coast. We particularly enjoyed a stunning new 2.4km tunnel that had been open less than a month and offered a slick two-laned shortcut that saved us 20 minutes or more!

Back in civilisation we hunter-gathered for supplies for dinner. Thanks to the joys of island life where seafood is so reasonably priced, we landed two huge pieces of salmon (almost a kilo each) for a fish braai back at the farm. Luke would be preparing his signature dish, Spanish Omelette, to accompany. With that, we returned to the nest to share the stories of our day and sneak a whirl in the hot tub to wash away all the stories our muscles were already telling.

SATURDAY

The last day always comes too soon. We woke up in the clouds, with our mountain home engulfed in a low hanging mist and threatening rain. Temperatures had dropped and it was quite chilly! We wondered how this would bode for our ‘Beach Day’ plan…

We set off, back down the mountain and on the ring road highway that ran clockwise three quarters of the way around the island. We would be driving the whole distance, to Mogan at the farthest point, and counting our blessings for the freeway.

While we were amazed to be greeted with bright sunshine on this end of the island, we were a bit disappointed with Mogan. The small slice of beach was packed and promoters outside the crescent of restaurants along the short waterfront promenade were already having little challenge luring tourists in with drinks specials and meal deals. It was clear from the row of apartments and the collection of stores that this town had dedicated itself to in-and-out holidaymakers. Luke did us the honour of testing the waters so that at least we could say we collectively had experienced the ocean.

Retracing our footsteps to Maspalomas, we guided ourselves to the RIU hotel that was described as the gateway to the famous dunes, which were became visible as we walked through the grand entrance.

A signboard gave us options for walks through the dunes and we selected the 2.3km route that would deposit us at the sea. It didn’t sound very far – a fraction of the hike the previous day – but the thick sand made the going a lot slower and tougher. It was worth it though to make our way along the demarcated path to appreciate the vastness of it all.

Then, like an oasis, we were at the sea. Like true wanderers emerging from the desert, we were keen on refreshments. There were lots of restaurants (mostly seafood) and a real party vibe. Succumbing to the spirit of tourism, we had a pint at Paddy’s Irish Bar to log on our Guinness Index before heading for home for the last night of our wonderful holiday.

Travelogue Canary Islands 6: Tenerife

TENERIFE
16-19 March 2025

It was with heavy hearts (and heads, after our party the night before) that we had to bid farewell to the ship that had been our home for the preceding week and toured us around the Canary Islands. We savoured our last breakfast onboard and then wheeled our cases to the car rental agency on the Santa Cruz de Tenerife port to pick up the keys for our new adventure.

With plenty of time before check-in at our Airbnb rental to the south of the port, we took a drive up north to the historic town of La Orotava. Arriving in the old town, it took several circles to find a parkade so we could explore on foot.

Knowing precious little about our new location, it was a relief and a delight to find that there were info boards outside of the places of interest. And there were many! The well-preserved neighbourhood had buildings that dated back more than 500 years and shared examples of architecture spanning across the millennia, where some of the structures had succumbed to some sort of accidental destruction and been rebuilt.

Built on a slope, some of the hills were not for the faint-hearted… but did allow for some creative use of space with terraced gardens, and breath-taking views both up and down the few roads that made up the old town.

Time still in hand, we headed towards our base camp, Tabaiba, just south of Santa Cruz de Tenerife. Wanting to get our sight-seeing done before check in, we explored the seaside first with a drive to the next big town, Candelaria for a wander around.

Our Airbnb apartment was mounted on a steep hillside with an impressive panoramic view of the coastline. With our 3 bedrooms upstairs (each with a terrace) and a large living area downstairs, we settled in for a quiet evening at home to find our land legs again.

MONDAY

Our itinerary had us travelling south for the day. The good people of Tenerife had thoughtfully created a ring-road freeway around the circumference of the island, which made it very quick and easy to execute our mission. Our trusty rental car soon deposited us at the very busy coastal resort-town of Los Cristianos.

The struggle for finding a parking spot made sense once we walked down from the road to the promenade. Even for a fresh spring morning, the beach was already full of sunbathers and people playing volleyball or bat-and-ball. The restaurants were busy and the pubs long-since open. Being St Patrick’s Day, there were holiday-makers donning bright green shirts and hats, and posters in several establishment promised that the day would be exceptionally festive. Quite different from anything we’d yet experienced in the Canary Islands.

The visual overload was addictive and before we even realised it, we had covered a couple of kilometres on the promenade, window-shopping and people-watching. We had worked up quite an appetite! It was most certainly time for lunch.

Spoilt for choice, a set menu caught our attention and we settled in at Las Castanuelos for a collection of options from the menu so that we would have stories to tell about the local dishes. Washing it all down with Sangria and soaking in the seaside atmosphere.

Keen to get feet up after our great trek, we eased our way back to homebase for a couple of hours of R&R. Our apartment had a spacious covered front terrace, with lounge furniture arranged to appreciate the spectacular sunset.

After a light supper, we introduced the mothers to the wonder that is Ted Lasso and we all had a good laugh until bedtime beckoned.

TUESDAY

We would be remiss in spending time in Tenerife without an explore of the capital, Santa Cruz, so up the coast we went. With rain forecast for the afternoon, we front-ended the outdoor excursions such that we could have a leisurely lunch to weather any storms, so to speak, when and if the time came.

This meant starting with a visit to the historical town of La Laguna. Similar to La Orotava, it was an enclave of beautifully preserved old town. With cobblestone streets and elegant facades, we could only imagine that this would have been the top-end of the town back then. It also had a very pleasant aroma lingering from the generous selection of coffee shops and bakeries nested into the ground level floor of some of the buildings that had been subtly converted for retail.

A pop into the tourist office revealed which buildings allowed access (and which were free), helping to guide our wandering so that we could poke a nose into the lavish gentry homes where you could access the central courtyard to see their impressive domains. With dark, heavy wood balconies and floorboards, it was incredible to see what great shape these buildings were still in. They promise to be standing long after some of our modern structures have caved!

Long past lunch o’clock, we hit the highway to get to the capital for a bite and an explore. Chris expertly navigated us to a central parkade so we were soon enjoying a pizza Compostelana near the Plaza de España.

Another tourist office produced another valuable map. Santa Cruz de Tenerife had a compact centre of town jam-packed with wonderment. Squares, monuments, artwork, gardens and architecture… all within an easily walkable collection of blocks. Real good bang for sight-seeing buck!

A highlight was concluding with an underground visit to the San Cristóbal castle’s foundations. Constructed in 1575 and having secured the city through several momentous battles, the castle was unfathomably demolished in 1928. The remains were only rediscovered in 2006 during a remodel of Plaza Espana, whereafter the city created a free exhibit accessible from just off the seaward side of the square. Along with a section of the excavated heavy stone wall, you could see the infamous El Tigre canon that legend contends is responsible for taking Lord Nelson’s arm in battle in 1797!

Travelogue Canary Islands 5: Lanzerote

LANZEROTE
15 March 2025

With a slightly later start, the morning trot on the treadmill in the gym on the cruise ship had a spectacular view of the sunrise as we approached the island of Lanzerote on the horizon. A hearty breakfast later and we were there.

The port of Arancife was quite different to those at which we’d arrived on the other islands. The long row of masts on the yacht-lined harbour looked a bit like a palisade fence between us and the white block flat-roofed buildings along the shoreline.

First stop was in the former capital, Teguise, for a walk around the old town to view the Parish of Lanzerote, a building from 1418, as well as the museum that dated from the 1500s. The shops were starting to open up (not a bad life for the locals retailers, considering it was almost 11am on a Saturday) and atmosphere was building in the old town. We reckoned it might get quite festive later in the day.

Using the map we got at the car rental office, we navigated to Lanzerote’s most northernmost point. Amazing how different the landscape was; the feels of a desert with sandy patches and cactuses, but then also a rugged carpet of bright green shrubby foliage. Peculiarly, there were big chunks missing from the sides of several of the koppies; although likely an uninteresting explanation like wind erosion, it was more amusing to imagine that something other-worldly had taken massive bites out of them.

The town of Orzola was a bit of a wash with little going on besides the port to catch the ferry to La Graciosa, an island that offered a change of scenery just a hop across the bay. After a bit of a wander – and some souvenir shopping at the local supermercado for the mothers – we were back in the car.

Twenty minutes and superb scenery later we were in Caleta de Famara. With little to no internet on the trip, we had no idea what to expect. Pulling into the village we found 3 or 4 neat rows of the same white block houses, but this time with wide sandy roads between them instead of the impeccable tarmac we’d seen in all the others before.

It soon became evident that we were in surfers’ paradise. Every shop was something surf related – gear, lessons, branded merch – or a seafood restaurant. The sea itself was dotted with surfers in wetsuits bobbing on their boards, awaiting their wave. A sandy crescent of sunbathers watched the show. There really was little else to do.

After a stroll along the promenade and an amble back through the ‘burbs, we made our way to the west of Lanzarote to see what we could see.

Again, the terrain changed radically and we were soon surrounded by black lava fields that were described in the travel brochures as looking like being on Mars. The typically-Lanzerote white houses in the town of Tinajo seemed even whiter against the stark backdrop. So odd to see the black granules where green lawn should be in the local residents’ front yards.

The last stop for the day was the Parque Nacional de Timanfaya but by the time we got there, we reckoned we’d seen enough of the volcanic landscape to warrant giving the drive through the park a miss to just see more of the same. Some snaps at the gate and we ticked it off as done.

We had by now travelled far enough south that our trip would complete with a 22km slice to the east to get back to Arrecife. Before you could say ‘eating again’, we were on Deck 11 enjoying snacks and drinks to see us through to another fabulous dinner and evening of entertainment to bid farewell to our wonderful week of cruising around the Canary Islands as we arrived back in Tenerife.

Travelogue Canary Islands 4: La Palma

LA PALMA
14 March 2025

Settling into our new life in the serviced restaurant on Deck 5 of the MSC Opera, we started the day with an order of the generous Full English (known in international waters as the MSC Express) to celebrate our arrival in the port of La Palma.

Having made no prior arrangements for this small island we left ourselves in fate’s hands, reckoning that if we could get a car we would drive down south, and if not then we would just have a wander around the town. With a very civilised 11am docking in Santa Cruz de La Palma, it was easy to be fed and ready at the gates when disembarking opened. Joining the queue at the first car rental agency, we were soon the proud new renters of an Alfa Tomeo Tonale, and off we set.

A little free WiFi from trusty McDonald’s (conveniently located on the port, right next to the car park) allowed us to download an offline Google Map to see us to the sights.

On approaching the island, we had appreciated it from our vantage point on the ship as a steep green mound with clusters of brightly coloured block buildings clinging to the base at the shoreline. Now, approaching it on land, we found ourselves winding along the side of the mound, carving and curving slowly upward. It was getting noticeably colder and darker as we climbed, with the mountainside getting greener as we approached the steep bit at the top that disappeared into a soft grey cloud.

The first stop was at San Antonio volcano to take a short trot to the crater. Having last erupted in 1677, the area was well restored with vegetation. The Visitors Centre was a €9 entry fee so we gave that a skip, in favour of driving down to the southern tip.

Winding down the steep hillside, we marvelled at the vast stone walls that had been created to retain the rocks and create functional terraces. Mostly to grow bananas, it would seem. Banana trees as far as the eye could see.

Reaching the coast, we marvelled at Playa de Echentive beach. It had been naturally formed when the Teneguia Volcano erupted in 1971 leaving an abundance of pebbles and gravel. The result was a black hill of granular lava rocks down to the grey beach of lava sand. Parts of the cove were sheltered from the choppy sea and the sign said that these rock pools were calm all year round.

Following the main road around the tip took us to the salt pans at Salinas Fuencalientes. While it had been very cold and slightly wet up at the volcano, it was warm and sunny at the coast; amazing microclimates! We were surprised and delighted with a bonus duet of lighthouses, a self-guided salt pan tour and a restaurant and visitors centre where we could buy some of the freshly harvested salt, flavoured or plain.

Little known (to us anyway), La Palma has a wine route. Ready to whet whistles, we stopped at a winery we had seen recommended twice – in a guide book and on a board at the lighthouses. The host at Bodegas Carballo invited us in and took us through a flight of their reds, white, rose and of course their local sweet wine made with the malvaisa grape. The reds were pretty good so we supported local business by procuring a bottle as a keepsake.

With our itinerary completed, we retraced our footsteps back around the mountain and alongside the steep rock faces with a lot more confidence than on our way there. We were all smiles about our little adventure as we reboarded our cruise ship and celebrated our day, while wondering what Lanzerote would have in store for us the following day.

Travelogue Canary Islands 2: Fuerteventura

FUERTEVENTURA
11 Mar 2025

It was wonderfully convenient going to bed in Gran Canaria and waking up in Fuerteventura! Having experienced the vast buffet on our first morning, we were generous with our time allowance for breakfast on Day 2. Timing it well, we disembarked from the ship at Puerto del Rosario on the islands of Fuerteventura no more than a few minutes later than planned… and almost an hour before we were scheduled to pick up our hire car, conveniently located right on the quayside.

Minor flutters when the car hire kiosk was still closed when we got there. Always one for immediate action, Chris approached the neighbouring car hire kiosk to rent us another car. We’d no sooner started the paperwork when the attendant from original car hire company arrived and we were hooked up with our booked vehicle.

Jumping into our Hyundai i20, we were off on our adventure. We had done our homework, lending from all of the excursions offered by the cruise line to create our own highlights tour route. Thus, we were off to the North of the island to the sand dunes of Correlejo.

The landscape was not at all what we expected. Everything in the Canaries being named Palmas this-and-that conjures images of tropical paradise. Yet, the view on either side of the highway was barren with sand-coloured mounds. The ground was so rocky and granular that it looked like instant coffee that had been poured from the heavens.

Soon enough the horizon started to soften as we approached Correlejo, famed for its beautiful beaches and the dunes in the surrounding Parque (nature reserve). Spotting a tour bus, we reckoned that it must be a recommended photo stop so we pulled over and wandered around the soft sand dunes on the sea side and the gravelly arid desert on the other side of the road.

Now at the northern tip of Fuerteventura with our mission accomplished, it was time for an about-turn to traverse the island through the central route that promised dramatic landscapes and quaint little villages.

We were treated to both sooner than expected, when 10km later we were in La Oliva, self-described “village steeped in history”. We visited the traditional Mercado (market) and sampled banana wine (dreadful) before putting a nose in at the 17th century La Candelaria church, to light a candle in the name of our fathers. The landscape was indeed dramatic and the handful of palmtree-lined streets marked this pinhead of a town as a veritable oasis in the middle of the desert.

Back on the road, we passed the Montana de Tindaya landmark and (not for the first time) wished we had Google to shed light on why this sole koppie was mentioned as a place of interest on many of the excursions. For now it would have to remain a mystery, as would the ongoing debate about what the good people of Fuerteventura do for a living on this meticulously-kept remote little landmass.

The next village, Betancuria, proudly announced itself with a signboard saying it was bestowed the honour of being one of the prettiest villages in Spain. It was also clearly the busiest village on the island with loads of tourists busses and so many cars that the public lot was full, prompting us to move on without stopping.

The drive to the next town was a hair-raising sequence of tight twists and turns on very narrow road cutting across and through the mountains. While we enjoyed spectacular vistaramas, Chris white-knuckled us past a couple of busses and more than a couple of irresponsible and inconsiderate drivers cutting it very fine as they approached us from the opposite direction.

We were deposited in pretty little Pajara, which was exactly what you’d expect of a village described as having a “laid-back sleepy atmosphere” on an island that wasn’t exactly pumping. Lucky us, there was a market in the church square so we could have a wander around while admiring the Aztec-inspired church that was the central draw card. Mother was under the impression that Canaries was famed for basket-making… and there there was not a basket to be had at the craft market; the search would have to continue.

Last stop on the road trip was Antigua, with its famous cheese farm and museum. We made short work of a self-guided tour around the shop, having decided that getting an education on the process of cheese-making (goat or otherwise) was not for us.

With a short hop on open roads to close the loop, we deposited the car back at the rental agency, ensured the mothers were safely re-embarked, and Chris and I took the opportunity for a bit of an explore of the beachfront bit of Puerto del Rosario, where our cruise ship had docked in Fuerteventura.

Clearly a seaside vacation destination, there were many holiday apartments lining the promenade locations with restaurants and shops at street level. We entered the big shiny mall to see what Canarian retail looked like – and were delighted by how many sneaker shops there were! We could have spent all day (and a fortune) there under different circumstances.

After a flit past McDonalds for some free WiFi to download offline Google maps, what we’d missed in civilisation and do a quick Duolingo lesson, we headed back to the ship, fancying ourselves a sundowner beer to close the busy day.

Who should we see there? The mothers. Who had discovered that there was High Tea served on Deck 11 at 4pm! We got the lowdown from their reccie of the cake selection. Although that wasn’t our cup of tea for the moment, we found space for a slice of pizza from the 24 hour cafe that had been calling our names since we boarded.

Barely finished sundowners, it was time to suit up for dinner. Tracksuit, that is.

Tucked into our usual booth we recounted the day’s adventures and all we had seen and done, somehow managing to squeeze in another 3 course meal along the way. We had to chivvy a little since with a Day at Sea (and thus a later start) to follow, we had pre-decided to do the Quiz and the show at the Theatre after dinner.

Scuttling out of our booth with mere minutes to spare, we expertly navigated to the lounge where the Quiz was to be held and found ourselves seats around a low table that would allow for discrete consultation on tricky questions. It was very exciting that we were tied with 3 other teams… and then Chris swept the title with an ace on the sudden death question, winning himself an MSC-branded running hat.

On a bit of a high, we made our way to the theatre where we were treated to spectacle called Voyage, with song-and-dance themed routines from London, Paris and Rome. Fantastic!

Travelogue Canary Islands 1: Las Palmas

LAS PALMAS DE GRAN CANARIA
09 – 10 March 2025

It was bittersweet to plan our trip to the Canary Islands. As one of the few cruises my folks had not done, it had seemed a fitting family reunion and send-off for Pappy’s ashes. Sadly, passport admin prevented our Irish family from meeting up with us, but we decided to go ahead with the mothers anyway as a something-to-look-forward to holiday after a particularly tough 2024.

We spent the next few months planning and booking and debating and packing. And then we were off! Up in the sky on a Lufthansa flight through Frankfurt to meet the MSC Opera cruise ship in Las Palmas, the capital of Tenerife.

Having made no transfer arrangements, we struck luck spotting an MSC representative as we walked through into the Arrivals Hall. There was a cruise shuttle waiting right outside to take us to the ship. Just short of an hour later, we’d completed our first excursion as the scenic bus route northward along the coastline to Santa Cruz, and were the first of our busload to check in.

Having been in transit for a considerable amount of time and breakfast seeming like a distant memory, first order of business on the ship was to find lunch. Which we did with vigour and purpose at the buffet restaurant. A long horseshoe of delicious things had us loading our over-sized plates with more food than any one person should be allowed at a single sitting!

On conclusion, we located our cabins and realised that the mothers had been erroneously allocated a double cabin with a lifeboat completely obscuring their window, when they should have had a twin with a view. That would not be! With prompt escalation, their amendment was soon in motion – and resulted in an upgrade to a much bigger and nicer cabin.

After a bit of an explore around the lounges, bars, shops, pools and games areas, the labyrinth of a ship started taking shape in our mind-maps, giving natural perspective and orientation to front vs back and the various decks. It was soon time to wander over to the lucky draw at the Spa; we  came up dry, but took the win on how expertly we’d navigated to the correct side of the correct deck first time.

This left us an hour and a bit to rest and recover in time for our dinner in the main restaurant, where we had pre-booked the 18h30 sitting for the duration. Having splashed on the Dine & Drinks drinks package, we were soon doing exactly that. A lot too close to our feast at lunchtime, truth be told! Still, we soldiered through our 3 courses and a mix of white and red wines over our first meal experience in our allocated booth for dinners for the week.

Exhausted from the journey and pleased to be able to be horizontal for the night, we were soon ensconced in our respective cabins, welcoming the clean, smooth white linen and drifting off to the gentle rhythm of the motion of the ocean as our sea hotel moved on to the next port.

MONDAY

Since our itinerary had us spending a few nights on Gran Canaria at the end of the trip, we felt no obligation to splash out on any formal excursions on our first day. We did find a Hop On Hop Off bus for Las Palmas that stopped right outside the cruise port, which would be a wonderful way to get a low-effort lay of the land.

Indulging on an enormous multi-course buffet breakfast – rationalising that we would need to keep up our strength on the bus tour all day – we waddled off the ship to the bus stop.

The route was about an hour and a half in total and we were happy to view most of the spread-out sights in Las Palmas from the bus, with the audio guide filling in details about what we were seeing, as well as the usual factoids about the life and people of the place.

We learned that Las Palmas dates back to Neolithic settlers who lived in caves and was the first port in the Canary Island. It now sees more than a million passengers pass through every year, largely thanks to its reputation as ‘the City of Eternal Spring’ (around 18-26 degrees all year round) and having some of the best urban beaches in the world. Home to 400 000 people, it is the biggest city in the Canaries and the 9th biggest in Spain. It is also the sister city of San Antonio, Texas.

We did hop off the bus at the Las Palmas Old Town, to see the famous St Ana church and the charming square and cobbled streets surrounding it. It was a pleasure to enjoy the moderate early afternoon sunshine while absorbing the scenery.

When the bus returned to the quayside stop, we parted ways with the mothers, who were on the hunt for a bevvy, while we were eager to explore the La Isletta peninsular on foot. We discovered a bustling waterfront area with holiday-makers tanning and swimming in the bluer-than-blue sea, or eating and drinking at the many cafes that lined the promenade.

We decided we would return with the troops during our Gran Canaria stay at the end of our trip. The mothers were very pleased with our discovery and decision, when we found them very settled on Deck 11 and flexing their drinks package to create their own sundowner event. We had all adjusted quite well quite quickly to cruise life.

Travelogue Cyprus 2: Nicosia

NICOSIA

06 – 07 April 2024

Having had our beach day in Ayia Napa cut short by a flat tyre, we rearranged our itinerary for Day 3 to include a couple of extra beachy things. Not hard to do by taking a jog down to Larnaca’s own blue flag Makenzy Beach and then adding a first stop in Pyla, 20 minutes down the coast, onto our road trip for a beachfront brunch.

As we entered the sleepy beachy town, we were drawn to a place called Gregory’s Coffee & Greek Bakery. We had high hopes there was a golden thread in the similarity of name to the brilliant Gregg’s experiences we had had in Newcastle and Belfast.

Grabbing the second-last available table, we soon had flaky Greek pastries in hand. A spinach and feta for authenticity and a bacon Stromboli (a pie that tasted like a pizza stuffed with bacon) for good measure. Basking in the moderate morning Mediterranean sun and peeping over flaky-pastry pies at the glistening sea was a worthy consolation for the circumstances that had led us there.

Back on the road, we set sights on Lympia; chosen for no particular reason other than a road trip necessitating stops and its position halfway along our short drive for the day.

Sadly there was little to see in the small suburban town so we followed the road sign to neighbouring Dali, which promised archeological ruins and an accompanying museum.

Two for two, we found both to be closed on Saturdays, much like we had missed the operating hours of the ruins and museum in Larnaca. Clearly Cyprus was for more fastidious travel planners than us in order to foresee such things.

With only 27km left to Nicosia, try as we might, there was not a place of interest to stop en route. We thought we might stop in “Lefkosia”… only to find that this was the alternate name for Nicosia – and seemed to be used interchangeably. A quick Google revealed that Nicosia was a Latin and English name used for the city post the medieval crusades. Lefkosia / Lefkosa were the traditional Greek and Turkish names respectively. Interesting.

We arrived at our destination a couple of hours ahead of schedule. The Kipros Accommodation hotel was, well, accommodating of our early arrival and showed us to our complimentary parking and then to our suite.

With a little extra time on our hands, we consolidated our map and Google searches to define a plan. We had the info on the stops on our intended walking tour the next morning, so mapped a route that would fill in the gaps of what else we could see and do in Nicosia.

This would be a short Nicosia walking tour of that would include the Liberty Monument, the UN buffer zone and the Famagusta Gate, as well as a smattering of religious buildings and museums.

We had chosen our hotel for its location, which paid off immediately. Hitting the streets, we were one road away from the famous Ledra pedestrian street, which took us right to the historical landmarks we wanted to see.

We were not really surprised to find that all the museums in Nicosia were already closed – some at midday and others not open on weekends at all – and again mused that dream job would be as a museum custodian in Cyprus. A 30-hour work week sounded like a winning plan!

Having fulfilled the possible cultural requirements, we were able to commit ourselves to a late lunch. Being so close to the Turkish border justified a donner kebab. We were quite smug sitting opposite the McDonald’s and the Starbucks with our legit authentic (massive!) meal at O Salonikios Gyros Stavros. Lovin’ every bite of fresh chicken and pork dripping with creamy garlic sauce and crunching from the salad garnish.

Finally finished and fully-fuelled, we were ready to approach the other side of Ledra. To our surprise, a couple of hundred metres down the road was the border crossing. And it was a free pass only requiring a flash of a passport. Which we happened to be carrying. So we went to Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus.

It wasn’t all it cracked up to be. Besides a lively market and handful of grill house restaurants, it didn’t have much of a vibe. We did a cursory wander around and then passed back across the border.

Back up the length of Ledra, we emerged at the far end to find a fabulous recreation area. The city of Nicosia had cleverly uplifted the centre of town at the base of the walls of the original medieval city.

Eleftheria (Liberty) Square now boasted ultra-modern chrome and glass bridge, ramps and walkways from the street level down to a streamlined and cultivated garden below with pretty water features and outsized surfboard-shaped benches for people to relax and enjoy the space. There were pop-up stalls under the bridge selling clothes and accessories, and music piped through the speakers. With the acoustics of the partially enclosed space, the energy was palpable.

Since we had been on our feet for hours and done more thousands of steps, we decided to take advantage of our hotel being so close to take a load off for bit before taking on the evening.

Googling What To Do in Nicosia revealed that there was a Blazin’ Vibes Street Festival at Eleftheria Square that night. What a win!

Emerging from the hotel, it was a quick trot down the road and round the corner. The Square was transformed after dark, with submerged lighting creating a literal glow around the whole area.

DJs had taken to the stage under the bridge so there was a bass beat drawing people in their droves down to the festival area.

There were more pop-up stalls, a big cocktail bar had been set up and there were people dancing and having a good time. Such fun.

We mingled and window-shopped, but not being cocktail folk, were not in for the long haul.

We were thirsty though, so headed into the kiosk opposite the festival area. The shopkeep was belting out classic Metallica so we lingered longer than necessary while buying our take-away drinks, amused that we were having more of a party in the mini-mart than at the mega-party!

SUNDAY

Chris had found a guided walking tour of the DMZ and UN Buffer Zone online and although it said tickets were no longer available – which we took to mean sold out – we thought we would take our chances and pitch up anyway. With tip-based tours, people often don’t arrive and we could make up for the shortfall.

We were at the UN Checkpoint at 10h00 as required…. But there was nobody there. We waited 15 minutes and then gave up.

Now we had the whole of Sunday to kill since we’d put all our eggs in the walking tour basket. It was supposed to be 3 hours, and stimulate the ‘what next’ activities for the afternoon based on areas of particular interest and/or guide recommendations.

No point crying over spilt milk though. We did a quick Google for alternatives and soon realised that it was Sunday – a big roast lunch day in many cultures – and we had not yet eaten.

We decided to find a nice wine warm for a leisurely lunch excursion.

Santa Irene Winery had rave reviews for its buffet and wine tastings, so the die was cast and we were soon off in the rental car.

It was wonderful to exit the city (even as tame as it was compared to our hometown and all its urban chaos) and enter the countryside, into the more mountainous region.

I will admit to being concerned as the digital thermometer on the dashboard dipped below 20 degrees. In our haste, we’d jumped in the car still in T-shirts and shorts, not packing any warmer layers.

Although quite chilly and now starting to drizzle, it was warmer in the winery building. We were the first to arrive for the lunch sitting, which was served in a large hall with floor-to-ceiling windows on two sides, offering spectacular views of the surrounding area.

We were advised that we were too early and the buffet was not yet ready. We could, however, use the time to sample a few of the wines to decide what to have with lunch. Splendid use of time!

We were led to the large L-shaped stone counter. Our enthusiastic sommelier pulled bottle after bottle out of fridges, off shelves and from far reaches on the counter. He expertly screwed out corks and rubber re-sealed bottles as he seamlessly trickled tasters into glasses, shared wisdom about the variant and educated about the local grape, Mavra.

It was a lot on an empty belly! But we enjoyed it immensely and, as an added bonus, the owner came over to talk to us and was delighted that we were South African as he’d lived in Pietermaritzburg for many years, and his son still did. Small as the world is, Christian’s sister’s family was friendly with the son and his family!

Our sommelier endorsed our choice of red wine for the lunch and was so pleased that we ordered another 4 bottles to take with us that he spontaneously offered us a private viewing of the production cellar below the tasting room. There would be a group tour after lunch, but narrated in Greek and he wanted us to take the full story away with us and our collection. It was quite a bit colder downstairs so thankfully we could do the walk-through at pace in our ill-suited attire.

Quite giddy from the wine and the experience, it was finally time for lunch.

The buffet lived up to promise, with a wide range of Greek and Cypriot traditional food. We feasted on roasted lamb and pork souvlaki, a delicious pork and onion stew which I vowed to remember the name of (and have, of course, forgotten), light and tender calamari, cod and another white flaky fish of sorts, roast potato wedges and pasta dish that was similar to lasagne but with layers of macaroni, pork mince and a thick layer of béchamel on the top.

As full as we were, we still had the cheek to sample ALL of the desserts, which included two milk tart type things, cheesecake, chocolate cake, crème caramel, little doughnut/koeksuster crunchy syrupy balls and, our favourite, orange cake.

First to arrive and almost last to leave, we virtually rolled out of Saint Irene.

The 50 minute drive home was full of ideas about what to do with our evening – that would most certainly not include another meal!

Returning to our hotel, we allowed ourselves a couple of hours of feet-up to let the massive meal settle. But then it was back out into the Nicosia night for a nosey around.

Almost as busy as Saturday night, Ledra was swarming with people enjoying a meal, a drink or a coffee in any of the many restaurants.

MONDAY

Closing off the sightseeing checklist, we returned (on foot, now easily navigating the twists and turns of the unsignposted city) to the Struggle Museum that we had tried to see on the first day.

It revealed that the history of Cyprus began in 1500BC through the Venetian and Roman Empires. Cyprus was then absorbed into the Ottoman Empire in 1546 and then ceded to Britain in 1878.

The British tried in 1915 to force the union of Cyprus and Greece to bring Greece into the First World War; Greece refused and maintained its neutrality. Similarly the British offered once again at the start of the Second World War, but retracted the offer once Greece was overrun by the Axis Powers.

Post WWII, many territories were keen on independence from the Commonwealth, as was Cyprus. They made a couple of applications to Great Britain to allow them to join union with Greece; both refused. They then organised a paramilitary force called EOKA to start campaigning civil disobedience, as well as ambushes and attacks on the British occupationary forces in Cyprus. The fighting continued from 1955-1959, when Cyprus finally got its independence (and did not form the union with Greece).

It looks from the exhibits in the museum to have been quite bloody skirmishing. The displays include numerous graphic boards showing the dead and dying up close, complete with emotively labelled names, eg ‘Hero XYZ who died after being tortured in {date}’.

There was a primary school tour in the museum at the same time as us and interestingly the small children were not sheltered from viewing the boards with the close-ups of the bullet-ridden bodies, the glassy eyes staring lifelessly from the corpses or gruesome dismembered victims of bomb explosions. Hopefully the brutal honesty of the destruction of war encourages the children of Nicosia to create a more peaceful future for their beautiful homeland.